diff --git a/shit-show/.dockerignore b/shit-show/.dockerignore
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..d0f964c
--- /dev/null
+++ b/shit-show/.dockerignore
@@ -0,0 +1,15 @@
+.env
+**/.gitignore
+.git/
+.idea/
+bootstrap/cache/*
+database/*.sqlite
+laradock/
+node_modules/
+storage/app/public/*
+storage/framework/cache/data/*
+storage/framework/sessions/*
+storage/framework/testing/*
+storage/framework/views/*
+storage/logs/*
+vendor/
diff --git a/shit-show/Dockerfile b/shit-show/Dockerfile
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..2bfdf92
--- /dev/null
+++ b/shit-show/Dockerfile
@@ -0,0 +1,37 @@
+FROM php:8.0-apache
+
+WORKDIR /var/www/laravel
+
+RUN curl -sS https://getcomposer.org/installer | php -- --install-dir=/usr/local/bin --filename=composer
+
+RUN apt-get update \
+    && apt-get install -y \
+    cron \
+    icu-devtools \
+    jq \
+    libfreetype6-dev libicu-dev libjpeg62-turbo-dev libpng-dev libsasl2-dev libssl-dev libwebp-dev libxpm-dev libzip-dev \
+    unzip \
+    zlib1g-dev \
+    && apt-get clean \
+    && apt-get autoclean \
+    && rm -rf /var/lib/apt/lists/* /tmp/* /var/tmp/*
+
+RUN cp /usr/local/etc/php/php.ini-production /usr/local/etc/php/php.ini \
+    && yes '' | pecl install redis \
+    && docker-php-ext-configure gd --with-freetype --with-jpeg --with-webp --with-xpm \
+    && docker-php-ext-install gd intl pdo_mysql zip \
+    && docker-php-ext-enable opcache redis
+
+COPY composer.json composer.lock ./
+RUN composer install --no-autoloader --no-scripts --no-dev
+
+COPY docker/ /
+RUN a2enmod rewrite headers \
+    && a2ensite laravel \
+    && a2dissite 000-default \
+    && chmod +x /usr/local/bin/docker-laravel-entrypoint
+
+COPY . /var/www/laravel
+RUN composer install --optimize-autoloader --no-dev
+
+CMD ["docker-laravel-entrypoint"]
diff --git a/shit-show/composer.json b/shit-show/composer.json
index 691a25a..faba614 100644
--- a/shit-show/composer.json
+++ b/shit-show/composer.json
@@ -15,6 +15,7 @@
     "require-dev": {
         "facade/ignition": "^2.5",
         "fakerphp/faker": "^1.9.1",
+        "laravel-fans/docker": "^0.3.3",
         "laravel/breeze": "^1.4",
         "laravel/sail": "^1.0.1",
         "mockery/mockery": "^1.4.2",
diff --git a/shit-show/composer.lock b/shit-show/composer.lock
index 4f0b31b..5c649bc 100644
--- a/shit-show/composer.lock
+++ b/shit-show/composer.lock
@@ -4,7 +4,7 @@
         "Read more about it at https://getcomposer.org/doc/01-basic-usage.md#installing-dependencies",
         "This file is @generated automatically"
     ],
-    "content-hash": "d5eb247c97e4a9329a5afbacc0a5ec82",
+    "content-hash": "4c0937594ef93f2149288491e673d577",
     "packages": [
         {
             "name": "asm89/stack-cors",
@@ -5748,6 +5748,56 @@
             },
             "time": "2020-07-09T08:09:16+00:00"
         },
+        {
+            "name": "laravel-fans/docker",
+            "version": "0.3.3",
+            "source": {
+                "type": "git",
+                "url": "https://github.com/laravel-fans/laravel-docker.git",
+                "reference": "200cfc4130845babee90fb09b9a03dc2e9742f43"
+            },
+            "dist": {
+                "type": "zip",
+                "url": "https://api.github.com/repos/laravel-fans/laravel-docker/zipball/200cfc4130845babee90fb09b9a03dc2e9742f43",
+                "reference": "200cfc4130845babee90fb09b9a03dc2e9742f43",
+                "shasum": ""
+            },
+            "require": {
+                "laravel/framework": ">=v5.5.50"
+            },
+            "require-dev": {
+                "orchestra/testbench": ">=v3.5.6"
+            },
+            "type": "library",
+            "extra": {
+                "laravel": {
+                    "providers": [
+                        "LaravelFans\\Docker\\DockerServiceProvider"
+                    ]
+                }
+            },
+            "autoload": {
+                "psr-4": {
+                    "LaravelFans\\Docker\\": "src"
+                }
+            },
+            "notification-url": "https://packagist.org/downloads/",
+            "license": [
+                "MIT"
+            ],
+            "authors": [
+                {
+                    "name": "sinkcup",
+                    "email": "sinkcup@gmail.com"
+                }
+            ],
+            "description": "Full Laravel production environment for Docker",
+            "support": {
+                "issues": "https://github.com/laravel-fans/laravel-docker/issues",
+                "source": "https://github.com/laravel-fans/laravel-docker/tree/0.3.3"
+            },
+            "time": "2021-04-28T13:38:23+00:00"
+        },
         {
             "name": "laravel/breeze",
             "version": "v1.4.1",
diff --git a/shit-show/docker-compose.yml b/shit-show/docker-compose.yml
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..24ef2f1
--- /dev/null
+++ b/shit-show/docker-compose.yml
@@ -0,0 +1,10 @@
+version: '3.3'
+services:
+    laravel:
+        ports:
+            - '8000:80'
+        environment:
+            - APP_ENV=local
+            - DB_CONNECTION=sqlite
+            - 'APP_KEY=base64:L+3avOYCfuq8nnDpHs74+5Et3sx27TssucHQIyqfpDY='
+        build: .
diff --git a/shit-show/docker/etc/apache2/sites-available/laravel.conf b/shit-show/docker/etc/apache2/sites-available/laravel.conf
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..f1cc794
--- /dev/null
+++ b/shit-show/docker/etc/apache2/sites-available/laravel.conf
@@ -0,0 +1,24 @@
+<VirtualHost *:80>
+    ServerName laravel-demo.localhost
+    DocumentRoot /var/www/laravel/public
+
+    ErrorLog /var/log/apache2/error.log
+    CustomLog /var/log/apache2/access.log combined
+
+    RewriteEngine On
+
+    # optional: redirect www to no-www
+    RewriteCond %{HTTP_HOST} ^www\.(.*)$ [NC]
+    RewriteRule ^(.*)$ https://%1$1 [L,R=permanent]
+
+    # optional: redirect http to https
+    RewriteCond %{HTTP:X-Forwarded-Proto} =http
+    RewriteRule .* https://%{HTTP:Host}%{REQUEST_URI} [L,R=permanent]
+ 
+    RewriteCond %{HTTP:Authorization} .
+    RewriteRule .* - [E=HTTP_AUTHORIZATION:%{HTTP:Authorization}]
+
+    RewriteCond "%{DOCUMENT_ROOT}%{REQUEST_FILENAME}" !-d
+    RewriteCond "%{DOCUMENT_ROOT}%{REQUEST_FILENAME}" !-f
+    RewriteRule "^" "/index.php" [L]
+</VirtualHost>
diff --git a/shit-show/docker/usr/local/bin/docker-laravel-entrypoint b/shit-show/docker/usr/local/bin/docker-laravel-entrypoint
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..c22ec10
--- /dev/null
+++ b/shit-show/docker/usr/local/bin/docker-laravel-entrypoint
@@ -0,0 +1,43 @@
+#!/usr/bin/env bash
+
+set -e
+
+role=${CONTAINER_ROLE:-app}
+env=${APP_ENV:-production}
+
+cd /var/www/laravel
+
+chown www-data:www-data bootstrap/cache
+chown -R www-data:www-data storage/
+
+if [[ "$DB_CONNECTION" = "sqlite" ]]; then
+    touch database/database.sqlite
+    chown -R www-data:www-data database/
+fi
+php artisan migrate --force
+
+if [[ "$env" != "local" ]]; then
+    echo "Caching configuration..."
+    php artisan config:cache
+    php artisan route:cache
+fi
+
+if [[ "$role" = "app" ]]; then
+
+    exec apache2-foreground
+
+elif [[ "$role" = "scheduler" ]]; then
+
+    echo "start cron"
+    crontab /var/spool/cron/crontabs/root
+    cron -f
+
+elif [[ "$role" = "queue" ]]; then
+
+    echo "Running the queue..."
+    php artisan queue:work --queue={default} --verbose --tries=3 --timeout=90
+
+else
+    echo "Could not match the container role: $role"
+    exit 1
+fi
diff --git a/shit-show/docker/var/spool/cron/crontabs/root b/shit-show/docker/var/spool/cron/crontabs/root
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..d81b5c0
--- /dev/null
+++ b/shit-show/docker/var/spool/cron/crontabs/root
@@ -0,0 +1 @@
+* * * * * /usr/local/bin/php /var/www/laravel/artisan schedule:run